your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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