"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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