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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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