Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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