is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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