Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
it hurts more in the daytime
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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