What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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