My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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