wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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