i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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