Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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