he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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