i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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