I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Bring me that man meat
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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