Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He shit in the fireplace
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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