we have officially lost it.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
don't judge my taste in strippers
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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