It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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