You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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