I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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