You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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