Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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