Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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