i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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