i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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