You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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