I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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