So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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