How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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