They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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