oh god the rape fog is back!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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