Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
My balls are so social today.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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