Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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