Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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