The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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