Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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