Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Boobs speak an international language.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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