last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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