I'm so fucking centered right now
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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