idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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