His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My liver just had a heart attack.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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