that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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