Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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