i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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