I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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