put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
me + whiskey = a bad person
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Randomize