I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I looked at my own cervix.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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