Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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