You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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