Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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