I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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